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Just trying to hide the bruises on my legs...

Oh oops, here’s the knickerless version and the aftermath, and me eating pasta (the This Isn’t Bacon Lardons are really good for anyone happy to listen to my secret vegan agenda) 🤓

Which do you prefer? 😎

Last night I watched Shrek because why not right and has anyone ever noticed the scene where Lord Farquad is in bed looking at Fiona through the Magic Mirror and he gets a hard on which he quickly goes to hide, crikey the whole movie is full of innuendos 🍿😂

I just made a SPH video and I have no idea if anyone here is even into that but I look hot as fuck, so check your DMs yoooo 🤷‍♀️

Applying for scholarships be like...

Booooobies

Desperately want to go to a sex club just so I can actually wear this out somewhere. Anyone ever been to one? 👀 It’s been on my sex bucket list for wayyyy too long!

Starting to feel like I look like a hot (?), hairy mess 24/7 now

Starting to feel like I look like a hot (?), hairy mess 24/7 now

Sunkissed 🌞

For anyone who didn’t get my DM or for anyone new here- tip $12 to get this 18 minute video of me taking Nocturne 🤤 I went for something a little smaller this time as I was desperate to actually take a whole toy and really enjoy that last knot 🤤 Do you think I did it? 👀

I don’t normally sell panties but I came 3x in these today... and you can tell. Tip $60 if you want them 😳

Are you as hungry as these cheeks?

Hi, hi, hi. Thanks for the all the thoughts on my poll yesterday, I’ve been thinking about this a lot in regards to my relationship with porn and the content I make more generally, so it’s super interesting to hear you thoughts on it. I apologise for the lack of PPV as a lot of you do buy it and I bloody love making it. When I come home, I struggle so much with the change of environment and I turn into some kind of hideous lady that lunches and does workouts for fun, awful. It’s difficult to go from working really hard to no deadlines, especially when you’re an all or nothing person- I just become a literal blob when I have no structure enforced by someone else. I appreciate the patience; so many of you have been here for months and months and months and it warms my heart that you still think I’m worth the wait. I have sooo many ideas and so much fun stuff planned, I also want to go live way more as I love doing that and haven’t for months. I know people want porn and not apologies and I kinda cringe at myself but better to be honest right. Anyway enough of my first world problems, have a nice day 💗

I just went to go see my ex-beauty pageant grandma after not seeing her for 4 months and the first thing she says to me is- “I see you’ve put on weight”... BRUH, stop projecting your lifetimes worth of insecurities onto me. You can’t choose family lol 🥴🙅‍♀️

This regrowth phase was so freaking cute 🥺 I listening to a few episodes of the My Dad Wrote a Porno podcast yesterday as so many of you recommended it and my god it’s funny. Thanks to everyone who recommended me a podcast, I wrote them all down and had about 80 in the end lol

I’ve been packing all day, doesn’t it feel like I’m always doing something annoying. Tried to film a video today as well but got angry at the Ann Summers lube and stopped ahhahahah. Definitely not one for the history books 📚🙃

Someone on Reddit just asked me if I was sponsored by bag dragon... biggest compliment of my life, could you imagine! 😅

I am having soo many issues with onlyfans today, so if you wake up and my account has been deleted, don’t ever forget how cool I was.

My holes looking pink af tonight 😜

Hi, yesterday I finished the first year of my two year masters woooo, so I went out and drank my body weight in amaretto sours, which if you know me, you know is very out of character - help. Bush still looking cute tho. Yooo wtf is going on with onlyfans today 😭

You’re eating me and you look up and see this 🤓 What do you do next?

Soooo I think I wanna be crushed by my own thighs 😳

I just send an outdoor boy/girl video to your DMs for anyone who’s into that kind of content. Just wanted to share this pic exposing myself to anyone who’s ever thought I’m tall, it’s all camera angles; so you can call me officer baby legs from now on pls. Also, thanks so much for all the lovely messages yesterday - my heart is so full 🥰

Over the past couple of days I’ve had to deal with some really unpleasant people on here, which is actually highly unusual. I just wanted to put it out there that if you don’t like my prices, don’t buy. If you don’t like the way I run my page, don’t rebill. It’s literally that simple. I have enough stress in my life without having to deal with men who act like children.

Degrade my holes 😇 An old pic but too good not to post again quite honestly...

It’s 23:37 and I’m writing two reports due at 9am tomorrow and it seems like the perfect time for me to rediscover Britney’s 2007 album “Blackout” 😏