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I will trash anywhere I go, see discarded Easter egg boxes. I will NOT tidy for you 🙃

Hi hi, I’ve been sleeping for the past 48 hours so sorry I’ve been a bit quiet. I’m home in England for a bit so just trying to chill and not crash as a result of suddenly stopping. Thanks for being cool and big love to you ❤️

Mwahhhhh! 💋

Happy Easter Sunday to everyone who celebrates, I hope you’re having a lovely weekend chilling with family ☀️ 🐣 Loving the retro vibe of the lighting in this photo, which was a result of a shocking light situation; definitely doesn’t look like it was taken on an iPhone in 2021. This outfit always makes me feel like such a 1970s playboy bunny wannabe, sorry I have no ears... or knickers (ok, not sorry about that).🐰 But seriously this is as good as it gets from someone who forgets most holidays and doesn’t plan for these themed occasions 😂

Oh here are the rest lol, oops

Fancy a slice of this? 🍰

The weather is beautiful today and I’m lapping it up sitting inside, at my desk writing my last essay of this semester... or at least I will be when I get out from under my duvet and stop scrolling on Reddit. With a bit of procrasturbation thrown in, feeling pretty helpless to change my situation tbh.

A big fat hello from my pussy and all the hairs I missed 😂

Your housekeeper keeps turning up in ridiculous outfits. Perhaps you could have controlled yourself until you find out her pussy is hairy as fuck.

I just made a dildo riding video as a reward for my 3rd deadline of 4 this week and let me tell you, shaved pussy shows you just how tight my lips grip 🤤 Will post it today for those wanting to see 🤗

I took these the other day because I was inspired by those on Reddit who complain about the state of the grout in shower. Seriously people 😂

Grade A procrastinator

I’m restoring equilibrium

Normal bush pics will resume tomorrow 😁

Any complaining and you will get a smacked bottom

Come wrestle me in bed so I don’t have to go to the fucking library 😭 I could use a really rough pounding in missionary and some nipple biting before you turn me over and finish inside me with some prone bone and hard hair pulling. Cool.

Just some nipple play I found buried in the depths of my photo album, cool 😅 @u77433441

Honestly might be time to tidy up those edges guys

I miss nature and fucking outside 🤓🌳 My ultimate goal in life is to own a little patch of woodland one day- somewhere to manage and conserve, have picnics and fuck and somewhere to live out the apocalypse, makes me wet just thinking about it. Also why do I look about 3 foot?? 🙃

Come over and fix up the peeling paint for me plssss 😫

Oooof today has been nuts. I hope you’ve had a nice Saturday 🥜 Indulge me by telling me all the things you like about my page, please?

Can’t honestly believe how many of you have commented on those two books I left in the pics yesterday. I’m convinced at this point that a private investigator would have all the info they needed to create a complete character profile. You just wait till I crack out the pics where I accidentally left my giant bottle of Nando’s medium sauce in the background, what does that say about me, huh?

Might just start treating this place like Instagram tbh

It’s always the ones that dress like Paddington Bear that you need to worry about.

You are legally obligated to zoom in on these, yes every single one.

Deffo begging to be tied up like this, for sure.

Soles and spread 😏 These pics were from Christmas and I miss being at home and literally just eating, fucking and being in nature.

I almost don’t recognise myself when I pout. Perhaps I should try being a little less sweet?

Sometimes I like to watch myself too

Library flash 📚