I can't believe I used to hate wearing green 💚
2021-12-11 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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New Real Femboy doll! Very obedient! Responds to voice commands! Force feedback! Caution: may complain a lot and eat all your snacks
2021-12-10 15:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
You know one of the requirements to be on the Nice List is eating lots of ass It's true, don't look it up
2021-12-10 15:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Xmas presents can be hard to put together, but I'm easy! Just insert tab A into slot B 🤭
2021-12-09 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
You'll never guess what your gift is, it's very cleverly wrapped 🎁
2021-12-08 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Not sure if I wanna ride in a sleigh, or slay some dick in this outfit
2021-12-08 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Admit it; you can't decide whether to peel this off of me or tear a hole in it ♥️
2021-12-06 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
🌟 GOLD TIER POST 🌟 Here's the winner for this week's throwback! I think I'm gonna win the ugly sweater contest at work 👀
2021-12-05 18:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh these tights are SUPER stretchy? Let me test that claim 😎
2021-12-03 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone at the aerobics class was staring at me 🥵 only made the "problem" worse tbh
2021-12-02 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
🌟 GOLD TIER POST 🌟 This week's throwback vote will be between my 2019 ugly sweater set or my 2020 ugly sweater set 🎄 Reply "1" or "2" to vote!
2021-12-01 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
🌟 GOLD TIER POST 🌟 Aaaaaaaaaaaa I missed the gold tier post yesterday I'm sorry 😭 I hope you like it though! We will have a vote again wednesday for which Christmas throwback I post next!
2021-11-29 14:09:11 +0000 UTC View Post
You get one chance to touch me, where are you putting your hands?
2021-11-27 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
