I saw this TikTok bed hack where you stuff a king size comforter in a queen size duvet and since I’m your king, one of my slaves should fund my new comforter 🤴 It’ll be much more comfortable to masturbate in a nice fluffy bed.
2023-07-26 03:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This is an appreciation post for you and only you 😉
2023-07-26 01:33:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting my eyebrow tail microblading lasered today… which means I’m gonna look like Mike Tyson whacked me in the face for a couple days. I won’t be able to video chat or do customs! I know I’m beautiful without makeup blah blah but trust me, I will look a bit scary so let’s just not 😃
2023-07-25 15:38:42 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone else into balloon popping and latex? 💥🎈 Might be my new fetish! DM me and check out the full video hehe 😎
2023-07-25 05:51:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe love a warm cum salad moment 😌🤢
2023-07-25 03:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post🎙️ **Season 2 of my podcast No Life Skills is now live on ALL streaming platforms!** EDIT: Spotify, Apple, Google, Deezer, Amazon etc etc. Literally everywhere you listen to podcasts! Special guest @Blakelovelyx If you rate me 5 stars on Spotify I’ll send you a picture of my boobs 🥰
2023-07-25 00:24:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m using my hand But thinking of you 😌
2023-07-24 14:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t forget to love yourself and masturbate today
2023-07-24 02:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post3 episodes of my podcast No Life Skills dropping THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!! Finally!!!!!!!
2023-07-24 00:04:34 +0000 UTC View Post
why open your legs when you can open the bible
2023-07-23 15:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank god for giving me an amazing sense of humour AND a fat ass. I’m unstoppable.
2023-07-22 21:13:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If y=mx+b then y=tf am I always horny
2023-07-22 15:11:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Throwing up mid blowjob so he feels good about his size
2023-07-22 03:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostSo I was humiliating someone’s shrimp dick earlier and he was whacking off in his car and then the call ended out of nowhere so I tried to call him back and he didn’t answer so maybe he’s in the crowbar motel 🤔
2023-07-21 21:58:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Editing pictures for a web client of mine and then editing my podcast! I will be online in a few hours 😚😚 (Podcast is called ***No Life Skills*** on all streaming platforms and I’m gonna schedule the **new episodes to drop next week MON-WED-FRI**)
2023-07-21 15:50:21 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I had a little slave to clean my condo for me. Paying for cleaners is so last year.
2023-07-21 01:04:18 +0000 UTC View PostYou miss 100% of the shots you don’t take 😌 @blakelovelyx
2023-07-20 20:58:32 +0000 UTC View Post
From our engagement party at the gay bar ❤️❤️ @blakelovelyx We’re consummating today!
2023-07-20 16:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post**Todays to do list**: ❌ learn how to tik tok ❌ wash hair ❌ take pictures of my tits ❌ record podcast episode (No Life Skills on all podcast platforms) ❌ fuck @blakelovelyx Etc etc etc
2023-07-20 14:02:30 +0000 UTC View PostGOOOOOOD MORNING!!!!! I have so much stuff to catch up on 😰 I still look like a duck with my new lip filler so no video calls today please 🦆 👄 I should be looking less scary tomorrow!
2023-07-20 13:56:15 +0000 UTC View Post✅ Hair ✅ Lashes ✅ Lips ✅ Botox ✅ Red Bottoms ✅ Cat ✅ Tuna sub All I’m missing is **your wallet**
2023-07-20 01:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally seeing my hot lover @blakelovelyx tomorrow 😩😍 what kinda videos do you wanna see? Feel free to send me some ideas in the DMs 😏
2023-07-19 22:05:14 +0000 UTC View PostNo video calls today because I look like a 🦆
2023-07-19 15:59:47 +0000 UTC View Post
COOKOUT IN MY ROOM 👅👅 The buns are here, just bring your meat 🍖
2023-07-19 13:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love it when you call me a good girl because we both know I’m not 😈😇
2023-07-19 04:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostShould I bake cinnamon rolls in lingerie on my next live stream?
2023-07-19 00:23:54 +0000 UTC View Post
