**ALL NEW DICK RATING PRICING + INFO**
DID YOU KNOW?? I provide the coveted 18+ service of dick ratings! (but that feels outdated, so I'm expanding!)
To kick off Pride month, let's celebrate diversity in the most intimate of ways. And, you, my fans, have very diverse bodies. Not just in shapes, sizes, pigmentation, accessorization, or forms of macaroni art shaped like a dick. But also in sexual expression. It's not just dicks sliding into my shy, virginal inbox; it's tiddies and cum tributes, too. (OH, MY!)
So, what can you expect from the **new** dick rating service.
-the option to submit pix or short video of: your dick, pussy, boobs, butt, and cum tribute
-also, in the spirit of our Cream Summer Sale, I'm dropping the price. Because I can. XD Now, I'll just follow my heart and send your beloved body part my thoughts and feelings. It won't be short, or too long, just right. Like your dick. (or other body part)
Hope to see those lewds soon, space cowboy!
π¦π¦ **WELCOME TO THE CREAM SUMMER SALE, 2023!!!** π¦π¦
All My Hottest content is *on sale* for the summer, just like your favorite gaming stores but like, a trillion times sexier. Click through the pics to choose from a wide assortment of the finest smut, discounted for a limited time so u can save some $$$ but still bag hyper nsfw content for your personal collection
( Ν‘~ ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Also, for anyone new to my page, Welcome to the VOD ARCHIVE! Also known as OnlyFans!
Not sure if you found me yesterday or back in 2020, but I originally hosted all my CB VODs on PornHub; CB doesn't save VODs/Clips. But, my acct was frozen during the great culling of '21, cuz the Hub didn't want "sus cartoons"... so I came here!
Now, I've expanded. From photo sets, to 3D fantasy videos, the ASMR, dick ratings, and more. It's become more of an Γ la carte Pat reon, for the casual consumer. I honestly love it here; OF, Fa nsly, & the team have been extraordinarily kind to me. So, thx for joining up, coomer comrade!
Additional deets:
SLIDING IN THEM DMs
I am an DM creeper, so definitely check in there, if you don't normally do so. I'll send updates, sexy previews, & answer questions/read suggestions when I have time (possibly dunk on you too, i'm a bit of a booli).
(totally your perogative, but "tipped messages" have their own section thingy, so I see those first.)
MENU
Unlike CB, I have a beeg MENU here. XD But it's a neatly organized list of sexy ass content I've produced since joining. You're welcome to tip for anything you like. And sometimes there are sales and bundling. I like to keep things fresh, Subway style.~
RATINGS
Finally, I mentioned above, but I do the legendary coveted art of DICK RATINGS. But, again, let's keep it fresh! The Cream Summer Sale event will usher in some change, such as expansion and sales. Along-side PPs, I will be accepting, boob, butt, feet, and cum tributes, too. In photo or 30 sec vid format. Keep an eye out tomorrow for those new changes! You wont wanna miss them ;3
u guys liked the last picture so much i figured I could be nice & show u a little more of a front angle αΆ βα΄₯βαΆ theres not much that gets me as hot as a bunny vibe on a park bench~
Please give me your cum! Give me your cum, Iβll drink it, I promise, please!
6/4/23 CB VOD
[This is a vod from my CB Page, uploaded here for your enjoyment! Check my twitter for my schedule if you want to catch the stream live] β₯
are you into pu blic stuff at all? theres something so fun about getting off in a risky way. So i figured why wouldnt I just spread my legs & touch myself on this park bench? ( Ν‘~ ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
also, ive been working on some newwww content that I think you guys are really going to explode for... any ideas what it might be? ;3 [it isnt a pu blic park set but like could be fun tho]
Let's start the month off right with some butt stuff, shall we?!
6/1/23 CB VOD
[This is a vod from my CB Page, uploaded here for your enjoyment! Check my twitter for my schedule if you want to catch the stream live] β₯
o-ok i know i was talking about being topless at the beach, but melware is always so forward about everything >///< like jeez there are people around,,, oh man. am i blushing???
if u wanna see a great video of me and melware, you can tip $16.99 to get my neko girl-on-girl video ;3
it's finally june!!! which means it summer!!! which means the beach!!! which means being topless at the beach!!! wait what was the last one? Κΰ² ΰ²Ώα΄₯ΰ² Κ
oh mannnn this is just my luck! getting stuck in a wall like this >///< so embarrassing!! i hope no one comes up behind me while Im stuck like this and fucks me from behind,,,,
[tbh 'stuck in a wall' is actually one of my favorite kinks. lol. what's your opinion on it?]
ahhh, time to troll the forums,,, w-wait a minute! what are u doing under my desk? well, i guess u might as well make yourself useful down there ( Ν‘~ ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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ahhh nothing beats getting comfortable & hanging out around after a long day dont u think? and ive definitely been getting comfortable. wanna join me in the lusty lounge~? there's a ton of great stuff in this set, from glasses, to bondage gear, ass, pussy, tits, feet- everything you could need to get comfy and really unwind, ya know what im sayin? Κΰ² ΰ²Ώα΄₯ΰ² Κ
Credit to Krisu for the amazing work on this set!!
https://twitter.com/KrisuMiushy
don't mind me. just lounging around~ oh? u wanna see more? maybe if ur good i'll show u guys all the pics from this brand new lewd lounge photo set ;3 but only if u behave. can u do that for me?
How about some cake? Would you like a slice?
5/23/23 CB VOD
[This is a vod from my CB Page, uploaded here for your enjoyment! Check my twitter for my schedule if you want to catch the stream live] β₯
hey! thank goodness you came by, melware locked me up and ive been sitting here for so long my feet are falling asleep. Quick, give me a hand... H-HEY! Don't take a picture first!!! ugh, fine, at least let me see it... oh yeah thats actually really cute. can u take another one?
ok ok you guys convinced me >///< here's a little mini-set of me and melware, uh, having a little moment together. I just can't help it, she makes me so mad sometimes that when she's sweet to me it really gets me going.
oooh, i was yelling at melware about kissing me like that, but t-this is too good to resist... I feel like my brain is melting, i can't think straight. s-sorry, what were we talking about? >////< alright, fine, maybe tomorrow i'll let you guys see the whole set again...
w-wait a minute melware! You can't just pick me up and kiss me like this! oh man >////< this picture is, uh, one of my favorites, and maybe you can guess why... Maybe I'll bring this little mini set back for you guys sometime, fully uncensored? What do you think?
uh oh, looks like it's getting hot in the kitchen... Κΰ² ΰ²Ώα΄₯ΰ² Κ fine, we can have a quicky, but it seriously has to be fast cuz I have 5 minutes left on my pizza rolls and if they burn i will cry
another selfie sunday is upon us!! listen, black bars and pixelation is always a good form of censorship, but sometimes a bandaid on the pussy is good to spice things up, wouldnt you agree? ( Λα΅Λ )Β°β‘.
